Sunday, March 25, 2007

My New Friend, Cecil

I know I haven't updated in forever, but I didn't feel like coming on here to whine. Even though I have tons of things to whine about... Seriously though, I deal with enough that I don't want to rehash any of it. I'd like to just forget about all that happens at work. Home life is awesome as ever, though!

Anyway, I went to check my email tonight. Now I don't know about you, but when I look through my email, I tend to go for the ones where people have emailed me directly. I read those first. So imagine my surprise when I get an email from someone named Cecil. Hmmmm, do I know anyone named Cecil? Maybe it is a respone to my blog. Maybe it is someone that's been reading for awhile. Maybe it is someone I met a while back, who's just now been able to write. So I clicked the link. This is what Cecil's message entailed:

Do You Want To Know A Secret?
Bring a smile to your partner's face every time you're with them! Let me introduce to you something that is fun, exciting and most of all enjoyable, its the Vibrator Ring!

The Vibrator Ring is the latest craze to sweep the world and people just can't get enough! Its both safe and easy-to-use, you'll want 10. It's comfortable design means that it's not too invasive orimpulses are transmittable. The responsive behavior of awkward to use and it will expand to fit ANY size!So what is this Vibrator Ring? The Vibrator Ring is a softRing that fits snug at the base, allowing the raised,machine is as automatic Tickler to stimulate her externally, hitting the RIGHT spotEVERYTIME! Not only will the firm hold make him stay harder forthe behavior of ones' own hand, eye leg. In Flight to Arras, Antoine longer, it will give her those multiple pleasures she's only read about.

Dont wait for it! Get your Vibrator Ring today

5 Comments:

Blogger Charles said...

Speechless :)

LMAO

I wonder if one size fits all?

ROTF

8:44 PM  
Blogger Jod{i} said...

Ahhhh that is rich! There's ARI! Hey girl miss ya!

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my! thats quite something! lol.

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha ha.
I get those all the time.
I actually have gotten one from Cecil before about Cialis :] ha ha.
Miss youuuu. ♥

11:49 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

New my ass! We've used those years ago. And to answer your question Charles, no, they aren't one size fits all....I got the double "magnum" and it was still a bit tight (sound of lie detector alarm going off)

Chris
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1:34 PM  

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