Modern Day Boogeyman
"Hello?"
"Mom, I have you on speakerphone. I have a serious question to ask."
"What?"
"Grampa John works in a scientific lab, right?"
"Well, no, he's in pharmaceudicals."
"But they have a lab, right?!"
"Yes, but they make insulin---"
"And in that lab, are any of them making bio-engineered monsters or zombies?"
*laughs* "Uh, no."
"He makes medicine, right?"
"Yeah, he makes insulin for diabetic patients."
"See, Kade, there are no scientists out there making the ultimate biological weapon that will come hunt you down. Now go to bed."
"Mom, I have you on speakerphone. I have a serious question to ask."
"What?"
"Grampa John works in a scientific lab, right?"
"Well, no, he's in pharmaceudicals."
"But they have a lab, right?!"
"Yes, but they make insulin---"
"And in that lab, are any of them making bio-engineered monsters or zombies?"
*laughs* "Uh, no."
"He makes medicine, right?"
"Yeah, he makes insulin for diabetic patients."
"See, Kade, there are no scientists out there making the ultimate biological weapon that will come hunt you down. Now go to bed."
posted by Ari at 10:09 AM
5 Comments:
But there could be MOM!!!!!! You still crack me up and I LOVE your song!!!!! Penny
hahahahaha, just too awesome for words!
Too funny!
Just because Grandpa laboratory that Grandpa works at doesn't make bio-engineered zombies, doesn't mean that there isn't another lab that does:)
Chris
My Blog
Are you sure they aren't making any T-Cell type monsters, that are capable of destruction, but only able to say one word....Staaaaarrrrrrssss. LMAO
Was Kade watching a scary movie?
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