I got tagged, even though I thought I was on base...
Heather tagged me. Actually, I'm happy about it, because I've been seriously busy and could use a mental break.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode.Who would you blow up?
Don't even get me started.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.Which one will it be?
Paris Hilton.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Paris Hilton.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Paris Hil--- No, just kidding. Ummmm, I like all kinds, really. I guess cheddar.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Number 11 King at Hungry Hobo's. If you've never been to the Quad Cities, you just don't know.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once.Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Wentworth Miller. I love his eyes.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice.Who do you pick?
Uhh... Sting? Yeah, we'll go with him. He's kind of old, though.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk.Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Games.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now.Where are you gonna go?
Japan.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Raise hell.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Fucking alcoholics and their alcoholic questions! Yuck. I guess Singapore slings. It's the only thing I can tolerate.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
This one's easy, 'cause I already planned this shit out. I'm totally going to medieval times, where I shall learn to use a broadsword, buy myself a kickass steed and ride around getting into battles. Hell yeah.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Worship me.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Hehehehehe.. oh man. The world ain't ready for me. I shall call it Celebrity Bash. Basically, all the celebrities/public figures I don't like will come on my show where I will beat the shit out of them for the sheer sport of it. And then we all eat cheesecake.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
All of them. "Fuck" comes out most frequently.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Practice head shots. They're already dead, anyway.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?
A locket my Chris gave to me on my birthday.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Flip the Angel of Death the middle finger and go skydiving without a parachute. If I'm going out, might as well be my own way.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
The power to tell the future, so I can go gambling and make lots of money. After I've paid off any debt I have, I will then donate to charities. And then gamble some more, then donate even more. I could singlehandedly save the world with enough time at a blackjack table, I figure.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Nov. 1st, 1997. 7:00 p.m.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past.What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
Erase? Sheesh... okay. A fight my Chris and I had way back when. That was ugly and dirty. The sex afterwards awesome, though, so I'm not erasing that part.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Oh for crying out loud. What an annoyance. Scotland, I guess.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE.Which one is it gonna be?
Who cares? I still wouldn't go to it, anyway.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
Whoever happens to be at the top of Mt. Everest. Wouldn't that be a bitch? Dude climbed all the way up there and I just floated. Ha ha!
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Einstein. Because man, then I can be all "Hey the other day, I was kicking it with Einstein..." Any story after that would automatically be hilarious.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.Who will you bring back?
My son. Whoever made this questionaire has serious issues with death.
27. What's your theme song?
A Thousand Years
I shall tag Char, Charles, and then I shall tag Jeff, Bobby and Chelle (MizRed2u), since they are the newest people on this blog that I haven't pimped properly. Btw, Chelle, which blog would you like me to add to my blogroll? Let me know!
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode.Who would you blow up?
Don't even get me started.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.Which one will it be?
Paris Hilton.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Paris Hilton.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Paris Hil--- No, just kidding. Ummmm, I like all kinds, really. I guess cheddar.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Number 11 King at Hungry Hobo's. If you've never been to the Quad Cities, you just don't know.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once.Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Wentworth Miller. I love his eyes.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice.Who do you pick?
Uhh... Sting? Yeah, we'll go with him. He's kind of old, though.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk.Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Games.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now.Where are you gonna go?
Japan.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Raise hell.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Fucking alcoholics and their alcoholic questions! Yuck. I guess Singapore slings. It's the only thing I can tolerate.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
This one's easy, 'cause I already planned this shit out. I'm totally going to medieval times, where I shall learn to use a broadsword, buy myself a kickass steed and ride around getting into battles. Hell yeah.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Worship me.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Hehehehehe.. oh man. The world ain't ready for me. I shall call it Celebrity Bash. Basically, all the celebrities/public figures I don't like will come on my show where I will beat the shit out of them for the sheer sport of it. And then we all eat cheesecake.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
All of them. "Fuck" comes out most frequently.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Practice head shots. They're already dead, anyway.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?
A locket my Chris gave to me on my birthday.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Flip the Angel of Death the middle finger and go skydiving without a parachute. If I'm going out, might as well be my own way.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
The power to tell the future, so I can go gambling and make lots of money. After I've paid off any debt I have, I will then donate to charities. And then gamble some more, then donate even more. I could singlehandedly save the world with enough time at a blackjack table, I figure.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Nov. 1st, 1997. 7:00 p.m.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past.What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
Erase? Sheesh... okay. A fight my Chris and I had way back when. That was ugly and dirty. The sex afterwards awesome, though, so I'm not erasing that part.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Oh for crying out loud. What an annoyance. Scotland, I guess.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE.Which one is it gonna be?
Who cares? I still wouldn't go to it, anyway.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
Whoever happens to be at the top of Mt. Everest. Wouldn't that be a bitch? Dude climbed all the way up there and I just floated. Ha ha!
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Einstein. Because man, then I can be all "Hey the other day, I was kicking it with Einstein..." Any story after that would automatically be hilarious.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.Who will you bring back?
My son. Whoever made this questionaire has serious issues with death.
27. What's your theme song?
A Thousand Years
I shall tag Char, Charles, and then I shall tag Jeff, Bobby and Chelle (MizRed2u), since they are the newest people on this blog that I haven't pimped properly. Btw, Chelle, which blog would you like me to add to my blogroll? Let me know!
posted by Ari at 9:32 AM
7 Comments:
ooooh! Awesome answers there, and I am tagged so I will do it now!
#18) Half way down, the Angel of Death says "Damn, Ari....I was just kidding. Your time wasn't up yet!"
Chris
My Blog
Hmm, me tagged? I guess I will give it a shot tomorrow if time permits. I will have to edit, though. ;)
Heeeee.....THere's Ari!
Awesome answers! And hey I think we should all go together(Then when we kicked out it would just make sense!)
:)
Peace
Jo
You actually placed Paris Hilton in a music category? OMG!!!!!!
I just want to snap her in two. She represents everything that I hate!!!!!
But you can't have make up sex if you didn't argue. Its like it never happened. It's like a paradox.
You like the song from final fantasy X-2 huh? I still haven't beaten that game. It's hard trying to beat Trema.
Hey I was on a mini-videogame hiatus. Alright alright I'll do it.
Whose your favorite porn star???
Paris Hil...oh wait a minute...LOL
UGH! I never seen this post! Or read it or nothing! And I feel like a total HEAL! I appologzie... And you even directed a question directly TO ME!
I am SO SORRY!
Well, I did my part of the tag... ::sigh::
Again sorry!
*hugs*
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