Five weird things about little ole moi
I've been tagged by Promise and Jodi to list five weird facts about me. As if you already didn't think I was weird enough. Great.
- If there is a bag of multi-colored candy, there are certain colors that I eat first. For example: M&Ms... I eat the red ones first, because everyone says they give you cancer. That's not nice to say. So I eat them first to make them feel important and to defy the stereotype. If it's Runts... I eat the bananas first.
- I am anal about playing RPG's. I have to finish every sidequest and get every single pickup that one can get. If I miss one, I have to start over until I do get it all. It really helps if you go to the bookstore and buy the cheat guide. Which I do.
- Like Rebecca, I have a hard time with odd numbers. Numbers ending in five are okay, but any other odd number is bad bad bad. Especially nine.
- Unlike most people, when I get angry, my words get longer. It's an offensive strategy. The longer a word I use, the more it will disrupt the flow of the argument until I am the only one that knows what the hell I am saying.
- I cuss like a sailor. My husband was a sailor and sometimes he gets embarrassed by my mouth. I accidently cussed in church once. No one said anything to me. They're way too nice. Secretly, it felt really good to cuss in church. I didn't even get struck by lightning or anything.
I now tag Charles, Chris and Char because all their names start with CH. Pretty cool, huh? Also, I'd like to tag Eric because he has a great name and also, he has a pretty coo blog that I'd like to pimp out. I guess I'm supposed to tag one more... hmmmm... Ok, I'll tag Tawnya, because I've never tagged her before. So there you go.
posted by Ari at 10:28 AM
6 Comments:
you so rock. And ya know something, starburst should be eaten in the following order. Green, then yellow then orange and finally red.
I am with you on the theory of which color order candy should be consumed.
I am anal about Life Savers. I gotta have a pineapple (whitish-clear) one first, and I want to save a green one for last. Green ones are my fave! I usually eat the orange M&Ms first because I don't like anything orange colored and I just want to get them out of the way, and I'm too much of a chocoholic to toss them out.
I think I need therapy!
And I laughed out loud at you cussin' in church. You ba-a-a-a-d girl! Rock on!
LMAO.. You know as I read these I find that I'm not weird after all. I eat all the green colored candies first (we KNOW what that means) then orange .. then red .. lol I also have the worse "potty mouth" most people have heard... it's hard to censor!
great list!
Luv ya,
"The longer a word I use, the more it will disrupt the flow of the argument until I am the only one that knows what the hell I am saying."
I like this strategy. I'm usually the type of person who has to walk out of the room, gather my thoughts and come back in saying, "Oh, and another thing.."
As long as you do not eat the blue M & Ms then all is good. I don't like blueberry. :oD
So Shall I meet you by the gates of down under??? Hee hee kidding!
I swore in church once I thought my mother was going to have a coronary!
It slipped. Yes verbage...we are such kindred spirits I tell ya, the longer the better, I once kept a dictionary near by...just in case the Man had to look up some words, lol!
Great entry!
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